onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

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theme songs of the zodiac signs


quadguyin-china:


salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.

If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.

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Reblog this for a Tumblr blog match

justdontwordshurt:

justdontwordshurt:

I kinda ship some blogs with other blogs in hopes that one day you’ll follow each other. So anyone who reblogs this I will pair you up with another blog who I think you are compatible with. Please I’ll do them all!

JUNE 21, 2014 IS THE DEADLINE. THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS.

You better quit your job now

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imasnaaaaake:

rinwolfy:


actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.
No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell


WE CAN SAY GREY DUCK IF WE WANT TO AND YOU CAN’T STOP US

when you see as many fucking geese as we do you don’t want to say “goose” as the odd one out cause that’s like playing “straight straight gay guy” in san diego

everyone would be chasing one another while still looking fabulous

imasnaaaaake:

rinwolfy:

actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.

No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell

WE CAN SAY GREY DUCK IF WE WANT TO AND YOU CAN’T STOP US

when you see as many fucking geese as we do you don’t want to say “goose” as the odd one out cause that’s like playing “straight straight gay guy” in san diego


everyone would be chasing one another while still looking fabulous


dutchster:

it’s really weird trying to think about what goes on in a dog or cat’s head. just imagine being a cat on a street and there’s no people, just all these boxes with closed doors, and you lack the imagination to think there’s people and furniture and other cats behind those walls. it’s just this world of huge rectangles that people disappear into. but still they seem to adapt pretty easy and don’t really care how everything in the world works

Have you not seen cats & dogs the movie that shit scarred me as a child I threw my killer cat into the woods before it had the chance to kill my dog. Maybe there were millions like me who threw their evil genius dog-killing cats into the woods and now they’re slowly creeping back out onto the streets omg we’re all dead the Egyptians were right RUN FROM THEM RUN AND HIDE IN YOUR BOXES

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polarspur:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

god dammit i can only read bass clef


I just took twenty fucking minutes to decode the fucking word cabbage

polarspur:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

god dammit i can only read bass clef

I just took twenty fucking minutes to decode the fucking word cabbage

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agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

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gravedust:

I hope people have seen this. I dont even know its origin or anything or hell what to really tag it as but I saw it on facebook via a cosplayer page. Its definitely worth the watch

I think this is enough tumblr for the day

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brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

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